This magazine has been around as long as I can remember and frankly, I don't know how it stays in business.I mean who is dumb enough to read this drivel?
1) Ladies, There are NO secrets to male arousal. An article on secrets to keeping the Earth in orbit around our sun would be just as relevant. So ladies, if you need help in this area I would recommend dating a man with a heartbeat and that you give up any future attempts at necrophilia. {shudder}
2) There is no such thing as a sexy hairstyle. I mean there are pretty and ugly hairstyles of course but not sexy ones. If you think that it is possible for your hair to be sexy then that is probably why you think there are "secrets" to male arousal!
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Also, the "Look Sexy" would be just as relevant if it said, "How to get undressed in under 30 seconds"
-Oblogator
I think just the wind blowing pretty much takes care of both.
@jinksto - Yeah, but ht ethe magazine would be soooo thin!
@tammy - I need to create a "funniest comment award!"
You would win it for sure after this comment, that is SUPER funny!
Very deep! Bravo! Bravo!
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