Here is a post I meant to make anyway but another bloggers post about prepared food got me motivated...
Erika's residency in Springfield is nearly up and houses don't move that fast these days so I moved out Nov 1 (3 or 4 th actually and I STLL have stuff there! {sigh} being a nerd does have its downsides)
So I moved in with a new room mate, a working chef. As I moved in he began to unceremoniously go through my boxes marked "food" and throw most of it into a plastic tub labeled food bank.
"Rob, I have very few rules here but your gas station food brings dishonor to my kitchen!" (exaggeration of course)
He gave me a very short list of foods I was allowed to buy and I was starting to think I had made an awful mistake moving in here. Then he swung open the refrigerator doors and there lay before my eye was an oasis! I felt fear as some sects of Christianity claim you get your own personalized heaven after the rapture. This would be mine. When I saw this fridge I thought I had been killed (By an angry chef chucking 5 for a dollar mac and cheese into a plastic bin and had gone to my personal heaven
His fridge was full of stackable half gallon bins some with spouts some with little fold open doors. They were nearly refriderator depth and stacked neatly upon each other. They had lables like "Pulled Pork", "Baby Rays 'secret' BBQ Sauce", " Pork Chops, "Sirloin, "tender loin, "Roast beef, "Bacon, "Sausage (links), "Sausage Patties, Then in grease pencil the last "stocked on" date.
Whoa! Hello gluttoney have you met nerdy organizatrional skills? I knew you would like each other!
Then off course neat stacks of sliced chesses; pepper jack, colby, mozarella, cheddar!
Then he explaimed that one of my duties as his room mate was to help him eat food before it goes bad. He is really sick of throwing out food that is not appropriate for the food bank.
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs -
What a fucking MORON! |
AS I lay on the floor cunvulsing mildly and choking on saliva my sadness at no longer having hot women room mates began to fade...Just a little though; Everyone (should) know the male hierarchy of needs for happiness...
sex THEN
food THEN
machines - DUH! (Oh that is why this is the most erotic picture on earth! )
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| As Kool aid would say - "OOOooooooooh yeah!" |
As usual I drifted off track... I have been having a really good record lately on weight loss! I was immediatly scared that access to so much incredible food in nearly unlimited quantites was really going to screw up my progress.
It did not!
Terry would actually prepare me meals and I would not INHALE them! I would portion them up and eat them over a day or two though. My weight loss continued while I continued to eat, meal after meal, the best food I have ever had over a continuous period in my life! It was like "sunday dinner" with the extended family as a child but 21 meals a week! (flashback! post roast, mashed potaotes and grandma's noodles and home made dinner rolls! (Damn, more drool in the keyboard) but terry's left overs brougth home were that good!)
The first morning I was there Terry asked if I wanted some coffee as I dressed for work. "Sure buddy!"
"Cream and sugar?"
"Yeah!"
I sat at the kitchen table and nearly chocked on my coffee! It was the The Best Coffee I have ever had! "My god Terry!! OK, so what kind of "chefs seccret do you use to make your coffee so good!"
"Huh? It's just Folgers and a Mr. Coffeee"
"Huh? BULL!"
We may say "cream and sugar" in our cofee or tea. Have you ever had real life actual HEAVY CREAM and SUGAR in a cup of coffee! I have not and grew up on a farm (I have heard you can get a cup of coffee like this at Starbucks but being hetero I have never been to a Starbucks)
While I ate all the gormet food I wanted everyday I continued to loose weight.
Then I packed up and left springfield for Dallas. I got caught in a blizzard and spent a day in a rest stop (full post forthcoming!) I started eating gas station food again! Burritoes and 2 dogs for 2 bucks etc. I had no problem with portion control but I would consume the portions is shorter order. I begandto be hungry too often again. Now back in Dallas with a fridge full of "normal" food I am not gaining but weight loss has stopped and it is a struggle again.
I formed a hypothesis. Unlike the uneducated who believe in global warming, the inherent superiority of Japanese cars or that the problem with American education is that we don't spend enough money on it I BELIEVE in science and the scientific method.
1. I have observed a phenomena.
2. I have asked some questions and done some research.
3. I have formed a hypothesis.
However I would like to see some experiment confirm my hypothesis then like a REAL scientist publish my results and have independent confirmation of my repeatable results before I go around making asinine announcement of my "conclusions". (Thus making me more of a real scientist than many who call themselves scientists in this very dark age of politically correct "science") *
My hypothesis is that a a very good satisfying meal (much work to be done to lock down the definition of good but it has nothing to do with the common perception of "healthy") Will alleviate hunger pain. That overall "satisfaction" plays a significant role in satiety. Perhaps as significant a role a volume.
When I Had an omelets for breakfast with onion caramelized in butter and bacon fat, and then the main omelet cooked in bacon fat I would only eat a fraction of it and not get hungry again. Then my blackend roast beef sandwich layered with gooey pepper jack cheese, homemade (by Terry of course) mustard and mayo (OMG Who ever knew mayo had flavor and was not just a throat lubricant!? I sure as hell did not!)
My urge for afternoon snacking was gone!
For people who struggle with weight, give this a shot, eat a small but extremely delicious meal. See if the average period from meal time to begineing of hunger pains of hunger pains has a linear relationship with quality of eaten (defined by flavor!) vs quantity!
Oh yeah, the tittle, so why do chefs suck? 'Cause when you move out and have to fend for your self again food is just never the same. Terry, oh Terry, how do you make that omelet so fluffy that if it did not have meat for weight it would float away! The egg portion would melt like cotton candy leaving the onions, peppers and saudage! I'm jonesing Terry, I need my fix! {Wailing} Oh Terry don't hold out on me this way!
* I did not want to muddy the water by further wander off into bashing the junk that passes for science these days so her eis a one minute rebuttal to the idiots I hear on a daily basis. Data, oh yeah, all you "scientists" forgot that DATA is the heart of science not your arrogant repeating of what daddy told you like it is true....{disgusted sigh}
So 10 minutes of research (data, not some "journalists" OPINION) on each of my examples of really bad science above will show you
1. There is no verifiable repeatable data of global warming. In fact, just the opposite. For many years now the UN and NASA has refused to release the data or the methodologies they use to create the models they say proves global warming. Making them VERY suspect. Then of course the The East Anglia incident provided the final proof the "scientists" at the UN center for Global Warming studies were knowingly lieing and not just the piss poor scientists we all thought they were.(we being people who believe in science)
2. In quality some Japanese cars are better than some American cars and vice versa.(DUH) That list varies year to year.(DUH) Oh, In any given year the top ten most reliable cars on earth (ranked by empirical reliability data not OPINION! UGH!) always includes some American models. With makes like Rolls-Royce, Mercedes and BMW in the mix that is saying something) So anyone who makes blanket statements on the topic (Either way) is an idiot. (their idiocy being repeatable and verifiable- Sadly)
3. America spends more on primary education per pupil (BY FAR) than any other nation on earth yet we can only score above the top 20 nations on the topic of political correctness. Oh did I forget to say DUH? :) Money spent != quality but most adults already know this
(sorry for the mini rant - I can only absorb so much stupidity before my body expels it in an ugly puddle - You know, it's just like a pub crawl - Then you feel better and you listen to these children spout off for a while again without laughing in their face)
