Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sissy crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol; They cause three times as many accidents.
I blog because I care damn it!