Monday, March 17, 2008

St. Patties Policy Update

MEMORANDUM


TO: All Company Employees


RE: Saint Patrick's Day Company Picnic


We are very glad for the better than expected turnout at the first and last annual Saint Patrick's Day Company Picnic.


While we are thrilled that everyone appeared to have a very good time we, as a group, did not exactly project the sort of public image we would have liked.


Additionally, we are now seeking candidates for the position of "Executive Secretary".


15 comments:

Crazymamaof6 said...

where do you come up with this stuff! funny!

Kat said...

Yes, yes company outing on Paddy's Day. Deadly. Love it :) ROFL

Kat said...

Forgot to mention. Go on over to my blog and check out our company picnic. The outcome was similar to yours LOL

http://inyourfacesuckers.blogspot.com/2008/03/note-from-management.html

Spammon said...

I'm more concerned about the splinters she's gonna have in her nipples. Just thinking about that makes mine bleed.

kat - where on earth do you find cups of that size? Those are awesome!

OHmommy said...

LMAO.

Enough said!

Sauntering Soul said...

Damn I wish my butt looked like that when I pass out on a picnic table.

Beth said...

I'm so ashamed....who took that picture of me?!!!

Rob said...

CrazyMomma- I have no idea. I am just glad I finally found people who think this stuff is funny as opposed to the normal reaction of “Ewwwwww” I usually get! :)

Kat- Thank you!

Spammon- Ah, you are clearly of the “glass half empty” persuasion eh? :)

OhMommy- Well, effusive praise would have been good too but LMAO is not bad! I’ll take it! :)

Sauntering- Why assume it does not even better? (sorry Beth). I have never met a women yet who liked her butt and the vast majority of them are magnificent!

Beth- No shame allowed- Revel in it! You were certainly the most popular girl there by FAR.

Did anybody go “Ewwwww” yet? See the first sentence! :)

Melek said...

dammit...they told me there was no film in that camera!

Rob said...

LOL! I’m surprised you remember that Melek! It was a digital camera so it was the truth!

Jules said...

I got cottonmouth just from seeing this photo. Hilarious!
Jules
House of Jules

WomensDaily said...

That's incredibly attractive. I'm sure her parents are proud lol.

Rob said...

Jules- Lucky Charms while hung over will do that to ya! (gotta see her blog to get that one folks)

WomensDaily- Why, she was da fustin in da famlee not to have wheels on her house so coursins deys proud! Duh! ;)

tammy said...

LMAO - but what I wanna know is, were you there??

Rob said...

You bet Tammy! Who do you think convinced Beth and Melek there was no film in the camera! :)