Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sissy crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol; They cause three times as many accidents.
I blog because I care damn it!
4 comments:
Nice!
It's the juice drinkers who ruin it for the rest of us.
I knew I didn't drink that "sissy crap" for a reason! ;-)
@TAmmy nad Jinksto - I hit about once a week eh? :)
@megan - ROFL! Good one! {Applause}
@Dizzy - far as I can tell aint nuttin' sissy 'bout you!
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