Monday, November 15, 2010

Wow! A triple post day.

After my last post I have been reading and pondering on the whole "naked scanner/pat down" procedure where they grope (palpate) your breasts and and feel your genitals.

Upon further review, really, I just don't see what all the fuss is about?? I have been feeling a little "lonely" lately and a $79 Southwest ticket is way, cheaper than a prostitute!

{rim shot please? - duh duh dump}

Unlike lying ass Jerry Jones and his poorly named "Action Station" i complained about a few weeks ago the TSA will come through, you pays your money and you gets your groping!

{duh duh dump}

I mean this new process could have saved Elliot Spitzer about $85,000!

{duh duh dump}

Hells bells, that's chump change! This could have saved Tiger Woods 500 Million!

{duh duh dump}


tammy said...

well, there you go. Maybe you'll get a date out of it.

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

I was pretty proud of this one and only Tammy commented! :(

This let down requires a class III pout combined with a class II foot stomp.