Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This Just In...

Today the supreme court upheld it's long standing ruling that a fetus unable to support itself outside the womb is in fact legally abortable.

Legally abortable fetus John Johnson (shown below) is very upset by this ruling, "Just what in the hell do they mean I am legally abortable?"



Also in todays headlines, urban neighborhood terrorized by ask murderer! Film at 11.

3 comments:

Shila Shila and Cult Jam said...

Relax. John Johnson will be ok after all. I just wrote a $2400 check to the IRS in addition to the $xx,xxx amount that I paid throughout all of 2008.

Eh.

tammy said...

LOL. Rob's on a roll this week.

OHmommy said...

Pure awesomeness Rob.