Ok, like most people I hate spam even though it does occasionally reassure me that I do indeed exist. Still one must check one's spam folder because every now and then something non spam does wind up in there.
So I am cleaning out the old spam folder scanning the subject lines and what do you know? I actually got a chuckle out of the subject line of one of my spams…
“Rock hard deals on Viagra!”
Ok, well played sir, well played. :)