Thursday, November 27, 2008

B&C Pick up lines.

Thank you for Buying Bubba 'n Cooters book of shore far pick up lines.

No Coal Country gal can possibly reisist these lines!

1) Did you fart? 'cuz you just blew me away!
2) Are yer parents retarded? 'cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea - I jes kin't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? 'cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
The best for last!
9) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.


jinksto said...

Where'd you get that picture? I think the guy without the shirt is my uncle/cousin.

OHmommy said...

I had to call my husband over for this and he HATES reading blogs. So stinking funny.

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

Jinksto- Yeah, then we are related! Want to go to the next family reunion and pick up chicks? ;)

OHmommy- Really? I thought this would be way too low brow for a classy lady like you! Good to know you are still in touch with your inner redneck too! :)

tammy said...

Love it. You're living up to your name here.

Melek said...

omg, that's hysterical!