Thursday, February 14, 2008

Be Afraid!



Here is a sure sign you had better be careful! Clearly there is a scooter gang close by and you DO NOT want to be around when they come back for their scooters!

19 comments:

Tanya said...

Why are the chasing you? Did you steal a scooter to help you and your sherpas brave the long walk to work?

Melissa said...

Bwhaha! Have you been following me to PT?

Crazymamaof6 said...

nice! you thinking about joining it?
and what no valentine post?
you do know it is the 14th right?

WomensDaily said...

I've heard they're not afraid to run people over!

Melek said...

hahahaha...reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George is being chased (on his scooter) by a bunch of crotchety old HOA members on their scooters...and his battery dies. ha. poor George.

Robin said...

Once I visited a Bass Pro Shop just ahead of a bus load of Seniors. My husband almost got taken down by a guy with a walker.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Kat said...

muharhar...yeah what crazymamaof6 said. Wanna join the gang? LOL

Happy Valentine's Day eeek

kay said...

i bet they are all standing in line to pay for their groceries. and i'm sure to be behind them all!! ahhhggghhaaa!!

happy heart day!! :)
♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sauntering Soul said...

Watch out for my 92 year old grandmother. She won't think twice about flattening you on the sidewalk if you get in her way.

OHmommy said...

LOL, can you imagine?

SuperCoolMom said...

Ha! Have I got an email for you! (Why old people rock)

Jules said...

Aww, it's like JD and Turk on Scrubs! I totally want to be part of a scooter gang!
Jules
House of Jules

Rob said...

Tanya- Well, I saw this really cool cane with a flame paintjob and a winged skull for a handle so I picked it up to look at it. Ooooooo- BIG mistake!

Melissa- I WAS following you to PT but then the tooting started! I thought it was a self-defense tactic till I read your blog! :)

CrazyMamma- Well, I had some small plans for Valentines day then last night I was told in no uncertain terms that it is a stupid and contrived holiday. I am ALWAYS guessing wrong.

Womensdaily- Ha, they don’t just like it- They LIVE for it! See Sauntering’s comment!

Melek- Really? I had not seen that! It’s getting harder and harder to have an original thought any more eh? Would anyone here besides Jules get a “Simpson's did it! Simpson’s did it!” reference? Shout out if you do!

Robin- Bass Pro Shop? {squinting one eye} Say? What kind a geek are you anyway?

Kat- I would join, I mean the hardware is cool and all but the initiation is said to be BRUTAL. Something about downing a bottle of Geritol and brushing your teeth with Preparation H. {shiver}

Kay- Oh man! I know THAT feeling, then they use scads of coupons and pay with change and count out every penny! Oh the horror! Thanks for the hearts!

Sauntering- Her reputation is spreading! Even WomensDaily had heard about her! Is she shooting to be the gang leader? You know, building up her street cred? Does she paint little people icons on the side of her armrest to represent each run down?

OhMommy- I don’t have to imagine it! It’s terrifying! Between fake boobs and viagra old people no longer have limits! Animals!

Supercoolmom- That was AWESOME! I wish you could put pictures in comments! I could have used the one in the bikini as part of the “initiation” gag!

Jules- Ahhhhhh, chocolate bear in a helmet!

OHmommy said...

Rob... I posted a bikini picture www.classychaos.com

Rob said...

OhMommy- BLESS YOU!! What a way to start my day! Melek, take note! :) I would hate for you to loose the "arms" race! :)

Robin said...

Not any Bass Pro Shop, THE Bass Pro Shop in Springfield MO. And we were there on vacation!! We had just spent a week in Branson where Mr. Geek was almost taken out in a breakfast buffet line by an old guy for not choosing his bacon as quickly as he should have.

Large groups of senior citizens still make me shudder.

Major Tom said...
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Major Tom said...

You gotta get some bigger wheels, there, Robster. 22,500 lbs EMPTY, 54,000 loaded. Crushes scooters like they were Dixie cups.

Rob said...

Robin- I am still struggling here? A self avowed geek that fishes? Processing...

Major Tom- Hey old buddy, so you finally left a comment eh? Nice to see you amigo!