Thursday, May 22, 2008

Finally!

It's about time I got some help! And working on these State Government contracts this new product is not a moment too soon for me!

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Ahhhhh.

21 comments:

Tanya said...

like thats going to work.

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

Oh Tanya! That was utterly brilliant. I don't know if you could hear it but I was actually giving you applause after I quit laughing and caught my breath!

tammy said...

Hilarious! Love it. And I'm glad you're back....I was missing you.

Melissa said...

Shit, I wish I had a caseload of that before I went and saw the surgeon this week.

Things you never want to say to your surgeon? "This is not about you, it's about me."

Yea, Sarcasma would have probably helped!

Dizzy Ms. Lizzy said...

I need this.

LOTS and LOTS of it!

Crazymamaof6 said...

haha! Melissa's comment. made me giggle. OH i could totally use this right about now.

Stacey said...

Think Julie and I could get a discount for a bulk prescription?

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

Tammy- Awwwww, it’s good to be missed. I realize this may be shocking but I have actually been talking to women OUTSIDE of blogs recently! Shocking huh?

Melissa- Oh my, I have a long list of things not to say to a surgeon as well but I can’t tell you because she might cut me in my sleep! :)

Mz. Lizzy- Yeah, right. (Sorry, I totally stole that from Tanya!) :)

CrazyMomma- There is a need!

Stacey- I think was should all go in together on a palette from Costco! Will you write us the script Doc? :)

Erika said...

Things not to say to a surgeon? Hmm... are you sleeping soundly yet? (Did you notice some of the side effects of Sarcasma might make you an easy target?) Ha ha ha! (That was my maniacal laugh)

tammy said...

What do you mean women outside of blogs?? Are you trying to make us jealous?

Mags said...

What's the co-pay on those suckers? I think I could use some! :)

Melek said...

"i no longer shoot my co-workers" hahahaha

Anne said...

Hahaha! That's funny.

...Yeah, what women outside of blogs? I thought I was your one and only... well, one of your onlies. :P

Sarah said...

Bwahahahahaha! I love the bit about no longer shooting coworkers. ;)

Anyway - the Boob-A-Thon is officially over!! I had a total of 41 ta-ta entries - so $82!

I'm waiting to put a grand total up, because I want to include your contribution as well as Sage's contribution!

Thanks again for all of your help!

chasing fireflies said...

is this something that really needs curing.

come now.

Lakota said...

but sarcasm is fun! I don't wanna be cured!!

i especially love very dry sarcasm that flies under the radar of narcistic idiots.

hours and hours of snickering fun afterwards laughing at their expense. :P

Erika said...

Okay... 2 weeks -- WHERE ARE YOU ROB?!? Where's my new funny tid-bits and tales for alleviating bad days at work?

tammy said...

I'm going thru Rob withdrawals...

Lakota said...

~tapping foot and pouting~
you tease. still nobody home.
~sigh~

cathouse teri said...

Very funny!

I recently discovered that the new sleep aid medications are nothing but benadryl! I was pondering the idea that maybe the benadryl people were all sitting around brainstorming, talking about how people use benadryl to help them sleep and then said, "Aha! We can market it under new packaging and just call it something like Sleepy Head!"

So there. A new OTC medication is born!

House of Jules said...

Yeah, I have to agree with Kris (Chasing Fireflies)... the day they cure sarcasm with a pill is a sad day for me and all the men I'm attracted to because of their sarcastic humor.
Jules
House of Jules