In my laser pen post I mentioned that the most horrible of all presents from a male perspective is underwear.
I also mentioned that a DANGER sticker could make even the lamest of gifts very cool from the male perspective. So continuing that line of thought I decided that a brilliant new product should be male under wear with big DANGER emblems! Yeah, that would be cool!
For boys underwear the DANGER emblem could be in the back. "Ah, isn't that cute?"
For men's underwear the emblem would be in the front. "Oooo la la!" I tell you, no male ego could possibly resist! (Hmmmm, upon further review the mans size could go either way, eh?)
So now those oh so serious people who just insist on giving lame but practical gifts can do so and the males in your life will still think you are cool and funny! It's win-win I tell you. Oooooo, I am gonna make a million off of this one! :)
Now a question for the audience; Did this idea come from my nerdy half or my redneck half? What do you think?