Check this out this headline...
Apple under fire for 'gay conversion' app
When I first read the headline I thought they had an app to convert me to gay. On one hand that would be pretty kewl because then lots more women would be attracted to me.
One the other hand that app would be a silly waste of time to write because if I am male and I have an Apple then, clearly, I am already gay!
ps. Just a joke roomie. (But humor only works if there is a nugget of truth in it!)