Over at The Layers The Onion wrote "You have to pay attention to laundry."
What? You have to pay attention to laundry? Really? Why didn't I get this memo?
See I usually throw a load in the washer then a few days later when I have no clean undies left I will start sorting the dirty clothes to wash and then I will go "What? No clean undies in the drawer, and only a few dirty ones in the hamper? Where in the hell are all my undies? Have my prayers been answered and I finally have a stalker stealing my undies?
Then Erica (seemingly having minor psychic powers) will say, "Hey Rob, your clothes have been in the washer for a week, mind getting them out so I can do a load?
OH! So there are all my undies! Awwww, another dream of being stalked dies on the vine!
Ah, a day in the nerdy life