Al-Walnutti, who before converting to Islam and changing his name was the one time front man for the super group “Alvin and the Chipmunks”, was gunned down today while trying to sneak into the country. His long voiced hatred of America and, in his words, the Satan inspired music industry to which he once belonged were well known.
Therefore it was readily assumed by CIA analysts that Al-Walnutti was trying to sneak into Afghanistan to aid the regrouping Taliban.
However, close friends assert that CIA Intelligence has it all wrong. Far from aiding the Taliban, Al-Walnutti was on a mission of vengeance against them. The love of his life, one time lead of the Chipmunks backup singers “The Chipettes” was publicly stoned to death in 2001 in a football stadium for the crime of removing her facial hair which in that region is considered to be a sin against God and a disgrace to the women’s family requiring an honor killing.
After publicly voicing support for their leader’s decision to remove her whiskers, the other two Chippettes were shown mercy and merely had their left paws removed.
Al-Walnutti had sworn his vengeance against the killers of his love and his friends maintain that he was killed while attempting extract his vengeance.
4 comments:
Apparently this one did not score with the audience. Clearly this one was from the redneck side of the persona. "Well hell Billy-bubba, how could a dead squirrel possibly not be funny?", he asked while scratching his butt.
haha.
hilarious...sending it to my guys.
I don't get it. Al-Walnutti was always dressed in white. This guy isn't. We shouldn't make fun of people dying. It's rude. And evil. Plus, I bought all his albums. I especially like "Al-Walnutti in Brussels - I Kill You!" and "Al-Walnuttie Goes to Washington - The Great Satan Live!"
Post a Comment