The economy is so bad that...
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- My ATM gave me an IOU!
- If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
- Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- BP laid off 25 Congressmen.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.