Kill me now, I have now seen everything and can go in peace! I just saw a sign advertising "Pet Massage"! In-home pet massage no less! I mean who can be bothered to take their pet to the pet massage studio? Only in-home will do!
Wow! I would really love to meet the loon that actually pays someone else to massage their pets! I'll bet I could really sell them some stuff. Maybe some credit card bingo where they read their credit card numbers to me then I tell them if they won or not. Then followed up by a game of hangman where their mothers maiden name is the secret word.
In-home pet massage!? What's next, doggie hookers? Oh wait, they already do have 'stud service'! Eeep!
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I perform pet massage on an (almost) daily basis ya know!
*snark*
You see the world in a rare way. And, God, do I know how that feels!
After what my dog left me in bed, he's getting nothing!!
This sounds like a great business opportunity! I would love to change someone $50 an hour to pet their dog.
(and that totally sounds dirty.)
Awesome!
My sister boards her dogs at a kennel that gives massages daily. I dont' think she's aware that they do in-home. I'm wondering if she'll check me into the kennel next time she goes away. I could use the special treatment.
Yo Nerdy! Where'y'at? I'm going through redneck comment withdrawal (c;
Where are you, been a while.
Hope you are okay.
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