I'm sorry my mind just works this way!
At least this last half decade I have had an outlet for these brain farts- blogging. I used to say this kind of stuff out loud and then have to go to HR. Now I just sneak around with my sticky pads and post them here for Tammy to enjoy! :)
So, I am at a new work site and they have this nice filtered water dispenser in the break room with a note...
This machine CRIED OUT for the nerdy redneck touch....
Ah, that's better!