Saturday, August 23, 2008

Olympics Broadcast Oops

Here are the top nine comments made on TV so far during the Summer Olympics that the speaker would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my, what have I just said?'


Tanya said...

Where did you find these? They're awesome!

tammy said...

No way! Really? Hilarious!

Melek said... it! i think you're making these up ;)

Trish said...

Old joke - at least as old as the 2004 Olympics. The tip-off was Paul Hamm - he retired in July.

Nice though - worth a chuckle or two ;)

Kat said...

Hilarious really..I mounted her mother LOL

Anonymous said...

Lol! I had no idea the Olympics were so naughty!


House of Jules said...

Quotes like these are a main contributor to my enjoyment in watching the olympics. As for #9, doesn't every woman do that for her man? ;)
House of Jules

Beth said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! These are great!

Callsign Echo said...


"...oh my what have I just said?"