Here are the top nine comments made on TV so far during the Summer Olympics that the speaker would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my, what have I just said?'
9 comments:
Where did you find these? They're awesome!
No way! Really? Hilarious!
hahahaha...love it! i think you're making these up ;)
Old joke - at least as old as the 2004 Olympics. The tip-off was Paul Hamm - he retired in July.
Nice though - worth a chuckle or two ;)
Hilarious really..I mounted her mother LOL
Lol! I had no idea the Olympics were so naughty!
Anne
Quotes like these are a main contributor to my enjoyment in watching the olympics. As for #9, doesn't every woman do that for her man? ;)
Jules
House of Jules
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! These are great!
LMAO
"...oh my what have I just said?"
bwaaahahahhaaahhhahahaaahaaahaha!
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