Redneck side feels neglected.

For the last couple of weeks I have really been neglecting my redneck side. I have spent a lot of time on the computer and NOT gaming {gasp!}, I have not built anything or even destroyed anything. No off roading and no camping (since I got caught in the Memphis blizzard anyway! Does stranded at a rest stop count as "camping"?)

So for the last two weeks I have really neglected the 'ol inner redneck and he starting to get petulant. Trust me the last thing you want around is a petulant redneck!

At least one thing nerds and rednecks have in common is they are both lazy. Nerds love to call it efficiency but it amounts tot he same thing, how can I accomplish X with the least possible effort? So how can we de-peutualize the inner redneck?

Oh yeah, this makes him happy, for now at least.

That will do for now... I am back in Texas now and next weekend we have our big annual festival that is kinda geared towards rednecks. The festival title is simple..."Killin Thangs" (can you believe the spel chkr does not like our festival name what a dimmy!) That will cheer the inner redneck up tremendously. Note to self, I need ammo though, I broke open my last 1,000 round crate! EEEp!