I have a lot to do today and I have thought up a few this week none of which is long enough to make a decent post so I'm just gonna group up the shorties here...
There has been conjecture that perhaps Jesus was actually married. I just realized he was not. How do I know? When he was resurrected he actually left the tomb. A 33 year old married man would have been happy in the silence of the tomb. "Thank you father but I always wanted a man cave, I'll just hang here a while."
Social issues:
So why, why is it that now we call Killer Bees "Africanized". They used to just be killer bees. Just out of curiosity are they gonna kill us with AIDS, famine or civil war. Maybe they will just cut off our hands?
So Why, WHY is an Orca which is only half black still a "killer" whale? Hmmmmmm? So does that make Obama a killer President? I mean other than the economy.
Why, why is it that the black cereal makes you go Koo Koo but the white cereal is Grrrrrrreat!
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