Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Poor Timmy!

Haley! Timmy is trapped in the old Gunter mine! Go get help Haley, HURRY!

Wat'chu talking 'bout?
"Why? Why should *I* go help?"
"Well... because Timmy is your friend?"
"Really? And just why is Timmy my friend? Because he knows my name? Because I allow him to pet me? Because he gives me some of his hot dog from time to time? No! That makes me his servant not his friend!"


Yeah! Right! I'll get right on it!

"You are going to have to do better than that "He's your friend" shit! "
"Then do it because I said so!"
"HA! You don't even have body hair! You can't be MY alpha! So in your dreams bizarrely shaped hairless one! I in the meantime I am going to lay on your bed while you are trying to change the bedding and fart on your pillow for even asking me to do such a dumb-ass thing!"

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