Good thing she is pretty

I have posted twice about an old girlfriend named Cindy She does not "do the Internet thing" so i can kiss and tell here.

As I posted here,  at first when she could not get my name right I really did not think much of it since I have a bad case of mangled name disease myself. I mean I can remember the displacement of every engine I have ever owner and if it was an auto engine its' SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers)  reliability ranking. Still, I mangle names. Go figure

I first realized she may not be all that brite that when we had been seeing each other for a few months and she called up bored and wanted me to come over. I told her that Erika (my room mate of nearly 5 years at that point) had been working a lot lately, I had barely seen her in a month and she was leaving on a 2 week vacation in the morning, I wanted to hang out with her tonight and catch up. In a voice so loud Erica could hear her  from across the room she demanded to know "WHO THE HELL IS THIS ERICA WOMAN!"
"Uh, my landlord slash room mate for years now."
"Oh"

That was my first real glimmer, there were many more glaring spotlights to come. We broke up last fall but remain friends.

After I moved back to Dallas.... I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TRUE! No exaggeration for comedic effect here! After I moved back to Dallas I got a text from her asking what my new area code was, she would like to call me but did not know my number so all she could do was text.

I swear!

Did I ever mention she used to me a model?