I just went up to the convenience store to get MILK and there are beautiful people every where stocking up. I did not really think much about it it IS Saturday night after all....
Then as I ring up my 2 gallon milk purchase the clerk says "happy new years sir"
"Is this new years eve?"
"Why yes sir"
"My God I am buying milk on new years eve?"
Yes sir, but on the bright side you won't regret it tomorrow!
"Oh, you don't know me, I have a real cow on back!"
The good news for the rest of the world is there won't be any 4 am "I LOVE YOU" e-mails in any ones mail box tomorrow.
For me though that just means an other Holiday tradition shot all to hell. Damn!
I hate Dallas!
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