CLARIFICATION!

To all my dear readers.

I was a nerd last night, I was unaware of how my actions hurt someone I care about.

Those of you who have been reading for a while are well aware of how I adore Erika. I have been told more than once by readers here "even though you have never said it it's quite obvious you are in love with her whenever you talk about her!"

So to clarify Erika was not home when I was choking. I said ONE doctor was 15 feet and she was a snotty little thing. in the bedroom next to mine She was awake as well.

If Erika would have been home her bedroom is upstairs and other than my howls of agony when I break my toes on my bed legs she really can't hear what goes on in my room.

Most things on this blog are true or are "based on true events" as the tv shows say but I do try to do funny here and exaggeration (Gross enough to make it obvious exaggeration) are what makes it funny (I HOPE!)

For example, a couple of posts down I throw in some lines about how the dogs howl and the Jedi feel it when I take a dump. Nope! but that particular toilet tale is true but you gotta go big to make it laugh worthy, Otherwise ain't much funny about a painful dry bowel movement or choking in your sleep.

Erika no doubt would have found me before the kitties started in on me! (well, I do have some stuff I have attributed to spiders but we had one cat that now I think about might not wait until you were dead to start n on you! ;)

Either way, I am sorry I hurt your feelings Erika.

Rob