Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Be careful out there...

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sissy crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol; They cause three times as many accidents.

I blog because I care damn it!
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4 comments:

  1. jinkstoDecember 21, 2010 at 8:23 AM

    Nice!

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  2. Megan (Best of Fates)December 21, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    It's the juice drinkers who ruin it for the rest of us.

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  3. Dizzy Ms. LizzyDecember 21, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    I knew I didn't drink that "sissy crap" for a reason! ;-)

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  4. NerdyRedneck RobDecember 23, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    @TAmmy nad Jinksto - I hit about once a week eh? :)

    @megan - ROFL! Good one! {Applause}

    @Dizzy - far as I can tell aint nuttin' sissy 'bout you!

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