Oh Tanya! That was utterly brilliant. I don't know if you could hear it but I was actually giving you applause after I quit laughing and caught my breath!
Tammy- Awwwww, it’s good to be missed. I realize this may be shocking but I have actually been talking to women OUTSIDE of blogs recently! Shocking huh?
Melissa- Oh my, I have a long list of things not to say to a surgeon as well but I can’t tell you because she might cut me in my sleep! :)
Mz. Lizzy- Yeah, right. (Sorry, I totally stole that from Tanya!) :)
CrazyMomma- There is a need!
Stacey- I think was should all go in together on a palette from Costco! Will you write us the script Doc? :)
Things not to say to a surgeon? Hmm... are you sleeping soundly yet? (Did you notice some of the side effects of Sarcasma might make you an easy target?) Ha ha ha! (That was my maniacal laugh)
I recently discovered that the new sleep aid medications are nothing but benadryl! I was pondering the idea that maybe the benadryl people were all sitting around brainstorming, talking about how people use benadryl to help them sleep and then said, "Aha! We can market it under new packaging and just call it something like Sleepy Head!"
Yeah, I have to agree with Kris (Chasing Fireflies)... the day they cure sarcasm with a pill is a sad day for me and all the men I'm attracted to because of their sarcastic humor. Jules House of Jules
like thats going to work.
ReplyDeleteOh Tanya! That was utterly brilliant. I don't know if you could hear it but I was actually giving you applause after I quit laughing and caught my breath!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Love it. And I'm glad you're back....I was missing you.
ReplyDeleteShit, I wish I had a caseload of that before I went and saw the surgeon this week.
ReplyDeleteThings you never want to say to your surgeon? "This is not about you, it's about me."
Yea, Sarcasma would have probably helped!
I need this.
ReplyDeleteLOTS and LOTS of it!
haha! Melissa's comment. made me giggle. OH i could totally use this right about now.
ReplyDeleteThink Julie and I could get a discount for a bulk prescription?
ReplyDeleteTammy- Awwwww, it’s good to be missed. I realize this may be shocking but I have actually been talking to women OUTSIDE of blogs recently! Shocking huh?
ReplyDeleteMelissa- Oh my, I have a long list of things not to say to a surgeon as well but I can’t tell you because she might cut me in my sleep! :)
Mz. Lizzy- Yeah, right. (Sorry, I totally stole that from Tanya!) :)
CrazyMomma- There is a need!
Stacey- I think was should all go in together on a palette from Costco! Will you write us the script Doc? :)
Things not to say to a surgeon? Hmm... are you sleeping soundly yet? (Did you notice some of the side effects of Sarcasma might make you an easy target?) Ha ha ha! (That was my maniacal laugh)
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean women outside of blogs?? Are you trying to make us jealous?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the co-pay on those suckers? I think I could use some! :)
ReplyDelete"i no longer shoot my co-workers" hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That's funny.
ReplyDelete...Yeah, what women outside of blogs? I thought I was your one and only... well, one of your onlies. :P
Bwahahahahaha! I love the bit about no longer shooting coworkers. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnyway - the Boob-A-Thon is officially over!! I had a total of 41 ta-ta entries - so $82!
I'm waiting to put a grand total up, because I want to include your contribution as well as Sage's contribution!
Thanks again for all of your help!
is this something that really needs curing.
ReplyDeletecome now.
but sarcasm is fun! I don't wanna be cured!!
ReplyDeletei especially love very dry sarcasm that flies under the radar of narcistic idiots.
hours and hours of snickering fun afterwards laughing at their expense. :P
Okay... 2 weeks -- WHERE ARE YOU ROB?!? Where's my new funny tid-bits and tales for alleviating bad days at work?
ReplyDeleteI'm going thru Rob withdrawals...
ReplyDelete~tapping foot and pouting~
ReplyDeleteyou tease. still nobody home.
~sigh~
Very funny!
ReplyDeleteI recently discovered that the new sleep aid medications are nothing but benadryl! I was pondering the idea that maybe the benadryl people were all sitting around brainstorming, talking about how people use benadryl to help them sleep and then said, "Aha! We can market it under new packaging and just call it something like Sleepy Head!"
So there. A new OTC medication is born!
Yeah, I have to agree with Kris (Chasing Fireflies)... the day they cure sarcasm with a pill is a sad day for me and all the men I'm attracted to because of their sarcastic humor.
ReplyDeleteJules
House of Jules